After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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