reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Randomize
