I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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