why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
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