Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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