filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
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