So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Princesses don't give blow jobs
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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