ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Ladies don't puke and tell
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