fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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