the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
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