I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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