The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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