I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Randomize
