I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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