You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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