a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
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