Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
he shaved USA in his pubs
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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