There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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