Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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