I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
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