This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
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