Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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