How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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