He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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