yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
I made him laugh his dick is mine
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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