i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
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