I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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