Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
Randomize
