You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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