You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
where are you?
Hypothermia
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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