I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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