White coat. Heels.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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