I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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