hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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