Her vagina should come with caution tape.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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