Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
Help me help you realize you are a moron
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