is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
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