Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
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