Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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