Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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