butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
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