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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
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