Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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