question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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