I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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