Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
