Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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