People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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