I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
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