O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I stole a fireplace last night.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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