brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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