I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
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