Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
Randomize
