I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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